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-10:38 AM

Because someone at the job mentioned Hendrix, I have 'Fire' running through my head this morning. It's the Jimi version, which brask off at random intervals in the song ti the Tia Carrere version from the first Wayne's World movie. I know, I know, but I always liked her, and she can kinda sing. And that was one of the cooler parts of that film.

Speaking of films...Kyle's Guilty Pleasure Admission:

I want to see Freddy vs. Jason.

I'm going to catch hell for admitting that, I know. But...damn, I liked some of those movies when I was younger. Cheesy, oh yes, but they were still entertaining. And, this is the culmination of something I've been wanting to see for a very long time.

I want to see Freddy beat the living shit out of Jason.

And he will, too. I have that much faith that, given a direct face-off, Freddy will win. Matter of fact...



Kyle's Top Ten Reasons Freddy Will Kick Jason's Ass:

#10 Jason's some guy that just won't die. Freddy's a dreamstalking spirit released from Hell. Much more mojo to be had by the Kreuger-meister.

#9 Freddy never went into space. Jason X...what the hell were people thinking?

#8 Cheesy quips when you kill someone in the film. Freddy did them, Jason didn't talk much. And Man, were they cheesy quotes. Funnier than most of the comedy films out at the time.

#7 Sure, a machete has a better reach, but that bladed glove. Way higher on the cool scale.

#6 Which would freak you out more? Being chased by a guy in a hockey mask with a big knife, or being chased by a guy in a battered fedora with knives for fingers and covered with hideous burn scars? Yeah, I thought so. Did I mention that those scars are there because the entire neighbotrhood ganged up on Freddy for crimes committed and burned him in his tool shed. See? Freddy Kreuger movies promote neighborhood unity and togetherness.

#5 Jason haunted one basic area (The camp) for most of the movies. Freddy stalked people's dreams, and could show up Anywhere.

#4 Families. Freddy's semi-kick-ass daughter ended up killing him (once and for all, until New Nightmare came out) in Nightmare #7. Jason has...his wiero Mom. That's about it.

#3 In one of the Nightmare on Elm St. movies, Freddy killed Luke Perry. Always a plus; it should happen in more movies. (At least, that was how I remembered it.)

#2 Wil Smith did cheesy quasi-rap songs about Freddy, not Jason.

And the #1 Reason Freddy Will Kick Jason's Ass...

#1 Robert Freakin' Englund.


I think I have proven my point. :)

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[paleltlspider.livejournal.com]

i agree!!

go freddie!!!!