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Some quotes from gaming last night:

The party finds itself facing a quartet of Enlarged Minotaurs.

Eric: So, instead of Minotaurs, we're facing Maxi-taurs?
Me: Eric, that sounded way too feminine and hygenic. Please don't.
Eric: Well, you know where Maxi-taurs go to sleep, right?
Me: Ahhhh! No! No going there!

Stuart: Now, if we can get a god to come down and help us, that would be good news.
Me: Oh, we did. But the bad news is that it's Tentacles (pronouced 'tent-a-klees'), the Greek God of Anime Porn.

Me: Kit, you ever consider just going into open rebellion?
Kit: Oh, I've tried. But the other players tend to behave when Christine's in the room.
Me: Well, they're afraid of her. Hell, I'm afraid of her, sometimes.

(Now Mike, our GM, has trouble spelling/pronouncing certain terms in the game, like Svirfneblin. )

Eric (after correcting him again): Okay, I cast Spell Checker on Mike.
Me: On his e-mail? That's like throwing a block of C-4 at his computer.

Okay, there was more. DIscussions about Anime, gamer styles, and my personal 'Wesley Crusher Envy' theory.

And, if anyone wants to hear that theory, tell me, and I'll post it.