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[dewinged]

Some months ago, I mentioned surprise at hearing of an 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' movie. It was not a good-type of surprise.

I found something this morning.







I don't know whether to cry or laugh. Honestly? I never really liked them.

But dear Lord, this just oozes with wrong.

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[tnp.livejournal.com]

Heh. I once had one of their records. In fact, it had this song on it.

[occamsnailfile.livejournal.com]

I love how they're all 'street', like 'word up Dave', aww yeah.

Really, it reminded me a lot of that episode of the Simpsons where they try to add that new character to Itchie and Scratchie who is all aggressively cool and yet so not.

[herozero.livejournal.com]

*screams*

[razorsedge74.livejournal.com]

There are worse ideas for movies.

[tarotchan.livejournal.com]

I'm all shades of creeped out.. you can see how having kids has really warped Jason Lee. I mean i support his procreation, but he can't let the kids eat his brains.

[sounders13.livejournal.com]

Rabies check. Thank you, nurse.

What can you do? This is Hollywood, remaking everything classic. Forget about Transformers. How about:

1) Rocky and Bullwinkle
2) Garfield
3) Fat Albert
4) Josie and the Pussycats
5) Underdog (coming soon, and gone just as quickly, I wager)

What's up next for Hollywood?

1) Bratz
2) Dungeon Siege (It's a F*CKING TRILOGY! to paraphrase Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back: "F*ck Uwe Boll! F*ck him up his stupid ass!")
3) The Smurfs (eh. Better than Uwe Boll.)

[sounders13.livejournal.com]

Scratch that. Just found out The Smurfs is supposed to be a trilogy, too.

[ironhand.livejournal.com]

Ummm. Acid, please.

:immerses head:

[magistos.livejournal.com]

Just when I thought things could not get worse at the box office.

Next the Care Bears will be making a live action musical.