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[dewinged]

So I'm in the 7-11 this morning getting my usual buttered roll and something to drink before work. I see this new issue of Cosmopolitan on the stands, and one of the teaser lines on the cover says this:

Could Your Man be Gay? One Surefire Sign!

I didn't look for the article in the magazine, since I wouldn't touch an issue of that mag on a bet, but I got to wondering...One Surefire Sign?

I wonder what it is? How about One Surefire Sign your man could be gay is...he has sex with other men! Gasp! On my, how come I didn't see it before?

Sheesh.

Comments

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, have we forgotten already? That may not be a sign that your man is gay. Having sex with other men may just mean he's bisexual! ;)

I wonder what their "one surefire sign" is...unfortunately I wouldn't touch Cosmo with a ten foot pole, so I guess we'll never know...

[elsewhere7.livejournal.com]

This is true. I shall concede the point to you. :)

And since I know of noone brave enough to face an open issue of Cosmo, it might just remain one of life's great mysteries.

[taliabriscoe.livejournal.com]

Ha! Foxfyre beet me to it! That was exactly the response I had.

I would open an issue of Cosmo if it was the only paper product I could use to crumple up and wipe my ass with in an emergency, but that doesn't mean I'd read it. Though I have stopped to read the warning thing that comes with feminine hygeine products when nothing else with print was available in the potty, so maybe I would at that...

[moonlight-site.livejournal.com]

H... How does something like that make it to print?

I always hear people in the magazine publishing biz complain about how expensive it is to get something to print; and that's without any borks in the process. I'm astonished, how does that find its way to print? *brain 'asplode*

[sounders13.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine there would be an easy-to-follow chart in the magazine:

Chafing in the front = straight
Chafing in the back = gay
Chafing in both front and back = Bi
Chapped lips = You better get your money's worth

(PS: Hope I didn't offend :)

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've read the toxic shock warning insert a number of times myself. You can't really compare that to reading Cosmo, though. Those warning inserts provide actual information useful to your life, unlike the mind-numbing drek available in Cosmo. ;)

[outlawcoon.livejournal.com]

He flips the channel from Baywatch to Chippendales? I got nothing. :)

[ironhand.livejournal.com]

I occasionally have slow periods in work. If I have one tomorrow, perhaps I'll make the ultimate sacrifice and crack a Cosmo to see.

[jennelle137.livejournal.com]

Hi, randomly looking at other TSCers.... and realized I wish I could easily get a buttered roll at a convience store anywhere in CA. I'm jealous and sometimes really miss decent italian rolls.