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Jun. 17th, 2003 02:13 pm-11:36 AM-
I was up a little early, which happens. Now, we keep a radio in the bathroom, usually for something to listen to while I'm in the shower, so I catch the station's morning show usually.
This morning's topic, the moment I turned the radio on: "Are there any trustworthy guys named Kyle?"
Of course, this resulted in numerous calls denouncing guys who have the name. Example:
Gum-popping high-school dropout bint: Yeah, like, I dated a guy named Kyle. He cheated on me *gum spanning sounds* and he drank!
(Of course, were I dating her, from the way she sounded, I'd drink, too.)
And of course, no Kyles called in to defend themselves. I might have were I not under gallons of running water at the time, and as a Jerseyite calling into a New York station, I was never going to get through.
But, that being the first thing I heard this morning, I know it's going to be one of those days...
I was up a little early, which happens. Now, we keep a radio in the bathroom, usually for something to listen to while I'm in the shower, so I catch the station's morning show usually.
This morning's topic, the moment I turned the radio on: "Are there any trustworthy guys named Kyle?"
Of course, this resulted in numerous calls denouncing guys who have the name. Example:
Gum-popping high-school dropout bint: Yeah, like, I dated a guy named Kyle. He cheated on me *gum spanning sounds* and he drank!
(Of course, were I dating her, from the way she sounded, I'd drink, too.)
And of course, no Kyles called in to defend themselves. I might have were I not under gallons of running water at the time, and as a Jerseyite calling into a New York station, I was never going to get through.
But, that being the first thing I heard this morning, I know it's going to be one of those days...