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[dewinged]

You know, Spam only really annoys me when I get e-mails with the header like "Can you please your woman?"

Uh, hello? Like I want to?

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turnabout IS fair play...

[janusarian.livejournal.com]

My answer usually is:

"No, but I can satisfy yours, and your mom, and your sister. YOu'd be surprised what they'll do for only 5.95 a month, you can reach me at this email"

[ninjakitten]

I'd say 90% of the spam I get has to do with my penis.

...You know, the one I don't have. :P

[icaro.livejournal.com]

Me too. I get an /awful/ lot of penis-enlargement emails... I dunno what they think, I mean, if I wanted an inflatable toy, I woulda bought one....

[fadedshadow.livejournal.com]

Of course you do, you just don't know it yet ;-)

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[elsewhere7.livejournal.com]

Um, I don't think so

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...you can pass any women who need pleasing over this way if you like. ;)