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May. 20th, 2004 11:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dewingedOkay, there's this joke Random Pairing Generator.
Someone made a suggestion to write a fic based on the first pairing you come up with where you know both characters.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
epeeblade, I cannot do it. Why? You have to see what combos happened. In order.
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Molly Weasley / The Joker - Uh. Okay, that's just twisted. Who wears more makeup, though?
Scott Summers / Harvey Dent - Control Freaks R Us!
Samantha Carter / Tara - I know just enough Stargate stuff to understand this. Still...huh.
Jenny Sparks / Pyro - I picture this starting with an empty bottle of 100 proof whiskey and steadily degenerating from there.
MacGyver / Ron Weasley - *ick*
Chloe Sullivan / Jim Gordon - *ick, squared*
Charlie Weasley / Desire - Okay, does this count as m/m or f/f slash fiction, considering?
J'onn Jonzz / Kon-El - I'm going to have a lot of bad dreams after I make this post.
Desire / Huntress - Now is this f/f or m/f fic-nah, did that joke already.
Doyle / George Weasley - The whole 'enemies are really in love' thing in fandom is so, so old...
Lex Luthor / Storm - *sing* We come together because Opposites Attract! */sing*
Terry McGinnis / Dana Drake - Explain who Dana is, please.
Black Canary / Rupert Giles - This...could almost work. jealous Ollies are always fun, mind.
Legolas / Charles Xavier - Bad image. Bad.
Starfire / Faith - Now...I'm guessing they mean Faith from Buffy. If it was Faith from JLA, though...
Data / Bruce Wayne - Doesn't this kind of thing require emotion?
Dick Grayson / Arthur Weasley - Raise your hand if Ew!
Harley Quinn / Fred Weasley - The pranks they'd play on each other...
B'Elanna Torres / James T. Kirk - Kirk bags the alien chick. Big surprise there.
Scott Summers / Delirium - How so very wrong is this one?
Jenny Sparks / Spike - British folks, swearing, and lots of booze.
Despair / Remy LeBeau - Edgar Allen Poe, he ain't.
Deanna Troi / Sirius Black - I'm a betazoid, therefore I sense...angst. Angst, angst, and even more angst. get out of my head, you...angtsy angsty man!
Jadzia Dax / Buffy Summers - Which Jax, mind?
Hawkgirl / Riley Finn - Why? Because I might be the only fan who liked Riley. Silly me, liking guys who are ALIVE and not BLOODSUCKING MONSTERS.
Gimli / Spock - I'm taking up heavy drinking to get rid of this one.
Fred Weasley / Vandal Savage - Then, we move to doing bong hits, ladies and gentlemen.
Kathryn Janeway / Magneto - Who has the deeper voice? Inquiring minda wanna know!
Fred Weasley / Lucius Malfoy - The truly frightening part is somewhere, this fic pairing probably exists.
Selina Kyle / Beverly Crusher - Hmm?
Wally West / Oliver Wood - Hmm, again.
Anya / Kon-El - This would be worth it for the followup fic where Cassie kicks Anya's ass. A lot.
Worf / Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, if it were Worf instead of Jar Jar in the star wars prequels, they'd have been a lot cooler.
Geordi La Forge / Magneto - The Next Gen crew got the oddest pairings alive, hands down
Lady Shiva / Jim Gordon - This...well, someone else is gonna comment on this one, I'm sure. :)
Jenny Sparks / Oswald Cobblepot - My eyes! The burning! The pain!
So, no, no writing.
Someone made a suggestion to write a fic based on the first pairing you come up with where you know both characters.
epeeblade, I cannot do it. Why? You have to see what combos happened. In order..
Molly Weasley / The Joker - Uh. Okay, that's just twisted. Who wears more makeup, though?
Scott Summers / Harvey Dent - Control Freaks R Us!
Samantha Carter / Tara - I know just enough Stargate stuff to understand this. Still...huh.
Jenny Sparks / Pyro - I picture this starting with an empty bottle of 100 proof whiskey and steadily degenerating from there.
MacGyver / Ron Weasley - *ick*
Chloe Sullivan / Jim Gordon - *ick, squared*
Charlie Weasley / Desire - Okay, does this count as m/m or f/f slash fiction, considering?
J'onn Jonzz / Kon-El - I'm going to have a lot of bad dreams after I make this post.
Desire / Huntress - Now is this f/f or m/f fic-nah, did that joke already.
Doyle / George Weasley - The whole 'enemies are really in love' thing in fandom is so, so old...
Lex Luthor / Storm - *sing* We come together because Opposites Attract! */sing*
Terry McGinnis / Dana Drake - Explain who Dana is, please.
Black Canary / Rupert Giles - This...could almost work. jealous Ollies are always fun, mind.
Legolas / Charles Xavier - Bad image. Bad.
Starfire / Faith - Now...I'm guessing they mean Faith from Buffy. If it was Faith from JLA, though...
Data / Bruce Wayne - Doesn't this kind of thing require emotion?
Dick Grayson / Arthur Weasley - Raise your hand if Ew!
Harley Quinn / Fred Weasley - The pranks they'd play on each other...
B'Elanna Torres / James T. Kirk - Kirk bags the alien chick. Big surprise there.
Scott Summers / Delirium - How so very wrong is this one?
Jenny Sparks / Spike - British folks, swearing, and lots of booze.
Despair / Remy LeBeau - Edgar Allen Poe, he ain't.
Deanna Troi / Sirius Black - I'm a betazoid, therefore I sense...angst. Angst, angst, and even more angst. get out of my head, you...angtsy angsty man!
Jadzia Dax / Buffy Summers - Which Jax, mind?
Hawkgirl / Riley Finn - Why? Because I might be the only fan who liked Riley. Silly me, liking guys who are ALIVE and not BLOODSUCKING MONSTERS.
Gimli / Spock - I'm taking up heavy drinking to get rid of this one.
Fred Weasley / Vandal Savage - Then, we move to doing bong hits, ladies and gentlemen.
Kathryn Janeway / Magneto - Who has the deeper voice? Inquiring minda wanna know!
Fred Weasley / Lucius Malfoy - The truly frightening part is somewhere, this fic pairing probably exists.
Selina Kyle / Beverly Crusher - Hmm?
Wally West / Oliver Wood - Hmm, again.
Anya / Kon-El - This would be worth it for the followup fic where Cassie kicks Anya's ass. A lot.
Worf / Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, if it were Worf instead of Jar Jar in the star wars prequels, they'd have been a lot cooler.
Geordi La Forge / Magneto - The Next Gen crew got the oddest pairings alive, hands down
Lady Shiva / Jim Gordon - This...well, someone else is gonna comment on this one, I'm sure. :)
Jenny Sparks / Oswald Cobblepot - My eyes! The burning! The pain!
So, no, no writing.