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[dewinged]

Okay, there's this joke Random Pairing Generator.

Someone made a suggestion to write a fic based on the first pairing you come up with where you know both characters. epeeblade, I cannot do it. Why? You have to see what combos happened. In order.

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Molly Weasley / The Joker - Uh. Okay, that's just twisted. Who wears more makeup, though?

Scott Summers / Harvey Dent - Control Freaks R Us!

Samantha Carter / Tara - I know just enough Stargate stuff to understand this. Still...huh.

Jenny Sparks / Pyro - I picture this starting with an empty bottle of 100 proof whiskey and steadily degenerating from there.

MacGyver / Ron Weasley - *ick*

Chloe Sullivan / Jim Gordon - *ick, squared*

Charlie Weasley / Desire - Okay, does this count as m/m or f/f slash fiction, considering?

J'onn Jonzz / Kon-El - I'm going to have a lot of bad dreams after I make this post.

Desire / Huntress - Now is this f/f or m/f fic-nah, did that joke already.

Doyle / George Weasley - The whole 'enemies are really in love' thing in fandom is so, so old...

Lex Luthor / Storm - *sing* We come together because Opposites Attract! */sing*

Terry McGinnis / Dana Drake - Explain who Dana is, please.

Black Canary / Rupert Giles - This...could almost work. jealous Ollies are always fun, mind.

Legolas / Charles Xavier - Bad image. Bad.

Starfire / Faith - Now...I'm guessing they mean Faith from Buffy. If it was Faith from JLA, though...

Data / Bruce Wayne - Doesn't this kind of thing require emotion?

Dick Grayson / Arthur Weasley - Raise your hand if Ew!

Harley Quinn / Fred Weasley - The pranks they'd play on each other...

B'Elanna Torres / James T. Kirk - Kirk bags the alien chick. Big surprise there.

Scott Summers / Delirium - How so very wrong is this one?

Jenny Sparks / Spike - British folks, swearing, and lots of booze.

Despair / Remy LeBeau - Edgar Allen Poe, he ain't.

Deanna Troi / Sirius Black - I'm a betazoid, therefore I sense...angst. Angst, angst, and even more angst. get out of my head, you...angtsy angsty man!

Jadzia Dax / Buffy Summers - Which Jax, mind?

Hawkgirl / Riley Finn - Why? Because I might be the only fan who liked Riley. Silly me, liking guys who are ALIVE and not BLOODSUCKING MONSTERS.

Gimli / Spock - I'm taking up heavy drinking to get rid of this one.

Fred Weasley / Vandal Savage - Then, we move to doing bong hits, ladies and gentlemen.

Kathryn Janeway / Magneto - Who has the deeper voice? Inquiring minda wanna know!

Fred Weasley / Lucius Malfoy - The truly frightening part is somewhere, this fic pairing probably exists.

Selina Kyle / Beverly Crusher - Hmm?

Wally West / Oliver Wood - Hmm, again.

Anya / Kon-El - This would be worth it for the followup fic where Cassie kicks Anya's ass. A lot.

Worf / Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, if it were Worf instead of Jar Jar in the star wars prequels, they'd have been a lot cooler.

Geordi La Forge / Magneto - The Next Gen crew got the oddest pairings alive, hands down

Lady Shiva / Jim Gordon - This...well, someone else is gonna comment on this one, I'm sure. :)

Jenny Sparks / Oswald Cobblepot - My eyes! The burning! The pain!



So, no, no writing.

Comments

[shadow-weaver.livejournal.com]

cannot breath.. cannot sToP laughing.. oh it hurts.. *croaks*

[lithera.livejournal.com]

You're right.

Gordon? Shiva would break Gordon.

[lightbearer.livejournal.com]

Tres amusing. Frightening pairings. Still, a few of them could be relatively viable.

I'm not convinced that Scott Summers & Delirium is that wrong, though. Of course, she doesn't have red hair (well, normally), so it's admittedly unlikely. I dunno that Delirium is any more unbalanced than Madelyne Pryor. ;)

Given the populace of the rest of the pairs (chiefly comics, Trek, Harry Potter), I would presume that the Dana Drake referred to is the one that's Tim Drake's stepmother. Hm, intergenerational cross-time pairings. Either that, or ... *twitch* never mind. Must drink heavily now....

[razorsedge74.livejournal.com]

I was playing with this yesterday. I got a "Clark Kent/Luna Lovegood" pairing, which I'm pretty sure is illegal.

I also got Oswold Cobblepot with Faith. I assumed JLA Faith, and since she's actually listed as weighing 300 pounds in a Secret Files, I am even more disturbed as a result.

On the other hand, there was Tony Almeida and Deanna Troi. Just what the world needs, a 24/Next Generation crossover.

Of course, they have a steady supply of Babylon 5 names in there, too. Ergo Enterprise's T'Pol was paired with Michael Garibaldi. As a recovered alcoholic, I'm sure that emotionless Vulcan reserve would drive Garibaldi right back to the bottle.

There was also Fox Mulder and Jonathan Archer. You know, I have wondered whether or not David Duchuvny or Scott Bachula had a bigger nose. No, wait, no I didn't...

[terrasias.livejournal.com]

Dana Drake is Robin's step-mom...his father's personal trainer turned second wife

[razorsedge74.livejournal.com]

Oh, and since you asked...

As I recall, Jadzia Dax was the first female Dax on Deep Space Nine, the one who married Worf for some reason (I only tuned in sporadically at that point).

The male Dax before her was Kurzon Dax.

I don't know the name of the second female Dax that replaced Jadzia when they had to get a new actress for the final season.