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[dewinged]

Okay, there's this joke Random Pairing Generator.

Someone made a suggestion to write a fic based on the first pairing you come up with where you know both characters. epeeblade, I cannot do it. Why? You have to see what combos happened. In order.

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Molly Weasley / The Joker - Uh. Okay, that's just twisted. Who wears more makeup, though?

Scott Summers / Harvey Dent - Control Freaks R Us!

Samantha Carter / Tara - I know just enough Stargate stuff to understand this. Still...huh.

Jenny Sparks / Pyro - I picture this starting with an empty bottle of 100 proof whiskey and steadily degenerating from there.

MacGyver / Ron Weasley - *ick*

Chloe Sullivan / Jim Gordon - *ick, squared*

Charlie Weasley / Desire - Okay, does this count as m/m or f/f slash fiction, considering?

J'onn Jonzz / Kon-El - I'm going to have a lot of bad dreams after I make this post.

Desire / Huntress - Now is this f/f or m/f fic-nah, did that joke already.

Doyle / George Weasley - The whole 'enemies are really in love' thing in fandom is so, so old...

Lex Luthor / Storm - *sing* We come together because Opposites Attract! */sing*

Terry McGinnis / Dana Drake - Explain who Dana is, please.

Black Canary / Rupert Giles - This...could almost work. jealous Ollies are always fun, mind.

Legolas / Charles Xavier - Bad image. Bad.

Starfire / Faith - Now...I'm guessing they mean Faith from Buffy. If it was Faith from JLA, though...

Data / Bruce Wayne - Doesn't this kind of thing require emotion?

Dick Grayson / Arthur Weasley - Raise your hand if Ew!

Harley Quinn / Fred Weasley - The pranks they'd play on each other...

B'Elanna Torres / James T. Kirk - Kirk bags the alien chick. Big surprise there.

Scott Summers / Delirium - How so very wrong is this one?

Jenny Sparks / Spike - British folks, swearing, and lots of booze.

Despair / Remy LeBeau - Edgar Allen Poe, he ain't.

Deanna Troi / Sirius Black - I'm a betazoid, therefore I sense...angst. Angst, angst, and even more angst. get out of my head, you...angtsy angsty man!

Jadzia Dax / Buffy Summers - Which Jax, mind?

Hawkgirl / Riley Finn - Why? Because I might be the only fan who liked Riley. Silly me, liking guys who are ALIVE and not BLOODSUCKING MONSTERS.

Gimli / Spock - I'm taking up heavy drinking to get rid of this one.

Fred Weasley / Vandal Savage - Then, we move to doing bong hits, ladies and gentlemen.

Kathryn Janeway / Magneto - Who has the deeper voice? Inquiring minda wanna know!

Fred Weasley / Lucius Malfoy - The truly frightening part is somewhere, this fic pairing probably exists.

Selina Kyle / Beverly Crusher - Hmm?

Wally West / Oliver Wood - Hmm, again.

Anya / Kon-El - This would be worth it for the followup fic where Cassie kicks Anya's ass. A lot.

Worf / Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, if it were Worf instead of Jar Jar in the star wars prequels, they'd have been a lot cooler.

Geordi La Forge / Magneto - The Next Gen crew got the oddest pairings alive, hands down

Lady Shiva / Jim Gordon - This...well, someone else is gonna comment on this one, I'm sure. :)

Jenny Sparks / Oswald Cobblepot - My eyes! The burning! The pain!



So, no, no writing.

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[razorsedge74.livejournal.com]

I was playing with this yesterday. I got a "Clark Kent/Luna Lovegood" pairing, which I'm pretty sure is illegal.

I also got Oswold Cobblepot with Faith. I assumed JLA Faith, and since she's actually listed as weighing 300 pounds in a Secret Files, I am even more disturbed as a result.

On the other hand, there was Tony Almeida and Deanna Troi. Just what the world needs, a 24/Next Generation crossover.

Of course, they have a steady supply of Babylon 5 names in there, too. Ergo Enterprise's T'Pol was paired with Michael Garibaldi. As a recovered alcoholic, I'm sure that emotionless Vulcan reserve would drive Garibaldi right back to the bottle.

There was also Fox Mulder and Jonathan Archer. You know, I have wondered whether or not David Duchuvny or Scott Bachula had a bigger nose. No, wait, no I didn't...